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Monday, 10 October 2011

LONELY..


"I've always been lonely boy, the kind of 
guy you see everyday walking alone in
the hallways"

WHEN I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK,
YOU CRIED.WHEN I GOT ON THE 
PLANE.TO HAVE MY OPERATION 
YOU DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE.

I GOT LUCKY AND GOT A DONNOR HEART
BUT WHEN I CAME HOME
I COULDN'T FIND YOU.

FINALLY I ASKED YOUR MOM
N SHE SAID WITH TEARS IN HER EYES

"WHERE DO YOU THING YOU
GOT THE HEART FROM?"

ONE NIGHT...


One night a girl n boy
were going in the car,both
were stying quiet for 
long.After a while girl
gave a paper 2 him,boy
b4 reading it,told the
girl that he want 2
leave her.Suddenly an
overspeeded car collaps.
with the car, the girl 
died on the spot n boy
survived.After sometime
the boy open the paper,
he dropped a tear as it
was written
"IF U LEAVE ME I WILL DIE"

STORY ABOUT BLIND PEOPLE...

There was a blind girl,who used to hate everyone except her boyfriend.
 she always used to say."i will marry you if  i could see".
One day she got the donor  for eyes,her operation was done.
When asked,whom would you like to see first?
She desired to see her boyfriend.
She was astonished and shooked to see,that her boyfriend was also blind.
Her boyfriend  then asked,"Will you marry me?" she simply refused.
Her boyfriend didn't questioned anything,
neither did he regretted with a word nor felt sorry.
Just got up and went away,saying "Just take care of my eyes".

A Sad Love Story..

There where lovers who decide to end the 
relationship.

One day,boy get married ..

his ex gf approached him and said:

How dare you used my favorite colour as the theme
for your wedding..!

How dare you used my favourite flower as your
decoration..!

How dare you to set our anniversary as your 
wedding day..!

N how  dare you use our themesong for the
ceremony..!

The boy cried n said:

"coz this is the only way i could pretend that you're
my bride."
RELATIONSHIPS
ARE LIKE GLASS 
SOMETIMES ITS 
BETTER TO LEAVE
THEM BROKEN
THAN TRY TO
HURT YOURSELF
PUTTING IT
BACK TOGETHER.....

SAD STORY...


I always used to  hold your hand,
When I walked on the street.

I always used to look into your eyes,
When I wanted to feel nice.

But today I am all alone,
Now I have expectation to get you back.

I dont want to try,
Bcoz I know  that I have lost you..!!

A BROKEN HEART

A Broken Heart 
is a sign that
it wasnt meant
to be...

Sunday, 9 October 2011

MINTAK MAAF CIKGU

Cikgu...
Terimalh Pengakuan Ikhlas ini,
Sesungguhnya bukan saye tidad siapkn 
kerje skolah..
Tetapi kucing jitan punye jiran saya
Telah makan kertas latihan saya..
Dan untuk itu 
Cikgu..
Dapatkah cikgu memafkn kucing
jiran kepada jiran saya?


AYAT-AYAT POWER LPS KAWEN..

SEBELOM TIDO
6 Minggu- Gud nite syg....mimpi indh2 ye..muahh..
6 Bulan- Tlong mtikn lmpu tu...silau ahh
6 Taon- Sana skit lh...tido klo x mngepit x leh ke?
GUNE TOILET
6 Minggu- X pe...u msoklh dulu k...i x kesahhh..
6 Bulan- Lama lgi ke nie?
6 Taon- Buk! Buk! Buk! (suara pntu brgegr).Klo nk brtape pilh gnong ldng sne..
BALAS SMS
6 Minggu- Iye syg..jap g i smpai umah..syg,i blikn mertbk favourite u ye syg.
6 Bulan- Trafic jam arhh..
6 Taon- K
DATING PROSSES
6 Minggu- I LOVE U...I LOVE U...I LOVE U...
6 Bulan- Of couse I LOVE U
6 Taon- Iyalh...klo i x cntakn u..wat pe i nikah ngan u..?
PULANG KEJE
6 Minggu- Syg....i dh blik nie..
6 Bulan- I'M BACK
6 Taon- Msk pe ari nie?
HADIAH(ULANG TAON)
6 Minggu- Syng..I hrp u trima cincin yg i blikn untok u nie..
6 Bulan- I blikn lukisan..nmpk ssuai ngan suasana umh tngh
6 Taon- Pkai Duit u la...xde duit..gji i skit bln nie
TELEFON
6 Minggu- Baby....ade owang nk brbual ngan u nie..hehehe
6 Bulan- Eh..u call..
6 Taon- Eeee..ade fon bkn nk angkt..baik x yh pki fon
MASAKAN
6 Minggu- Waa..x sngke i, pndai u msk..rse pon sdp..
6 Bulan- Kite mkn ape mlm nie..?
6 Taon- LAUK NIE LGI..!!
MEMAAFKAN
6 Minggu- Sdhlh..dh pch pon...nnti kite bli yg lain..
6 Bulan-  Hati-hati..nnti jtoh tu..
6 Taon- Owng dh psn bnyk2 kli pon x phm..
BAJU BARU
6 Minggu- Aduhh syng...Cntik la u pkai bju nie..
6 Bulan- Lahh..bli bju bru lgi..?
6 Taon- DH HABIS BRAPE RIBU BLI BJU TU??..!!
MERANCANG HOLIDAY
6 Minggu- Cuti nie kte gie jln2 kt tmpk yg u ske nk honey?
6 Bulan- Kite gie Bukit Bintang jelh..sng sikit..
6 Taon- JLN2? DDK UMAH JE X LEH KE?BUANG DUIT JE..
TV
6 Minggu-  Baby,kite nk tngok cite ape mlm nie?
6 Bulan- Skjp eh..cite bgos ah..
6 Taon- JNGN TUKA2 BOLEH X...?

Saat-saat indah

Saat awal perkahwinan..

Teruna:Akhirnya inilh saat  yg ak tnggu 
skian lme..
Dara:Apakah kau rela klau ak prgi?
Teruna:Tentu x..jngn sskali kau
brfkir bgitu..
Dara:apakh kau mncintaiku..?
Teruna:tntu..Slmenye akn ttp bgitu..
Dara:Apkh kau prnh brlku crang?
Teruna:Tak..Ak x akn mlkukn hl sbrok itu..
Dara:Mhukh kau mncium ku..?
Teruna:Ya..
Dara:Sayangku..

Sesudah 5 taon prkhwinan..
Korng bce dri bwh ke atslk..
Heheheh =P
The weirdest thing happend
the other morning...
I woke up with
tears in my eyes...
and one rolling
down my ceek...and I knew
I must have been
dreaming of u again.

MAKAN TEMAN..

Baiklh tuan-tuan n puan-puan..
ari nie kite akn msk resepi terbaru iaitu makan teman..
baiklh..ramuan2nye ialah
-2 sendok iri hati
-dituang dlm wjh pengkhianatan
-ditumis dngan perebutan kepentingan yg sdh dibuang
 lapisan keprcayaan...

Baiklh pnonton di umah...
smpai sini sje rncngan memsk kite arinie..
smoge brjumpe di epsode akn dtng.~..BYE..~

Friday, 7 October 2011

KAWAN


Ada Insan...
Nampak macam kawan...
Ikhlas hanya di depan...
Dibelakang dia tikam kawan.

Ada Insan...
Nampak macam teman...
Tidus sebantal makan sepinggan...
Rupanya dialah gunting dalam lipatan.

Ada orang...
Nampak macam rakan...
Gelak ketawa gembira sakan...
Dalam diam dia sapu hak kawan.

Kwan...
Apa lu layan?
Sikit punya hal dah nk putus kawan?

Teman...
Kenapa boleh jadi begini?
dulu dah 'best'..
Sekarang dah tercari-cari...

Rakan...
Hindarkan fikiran sempit ini...
tujulah ke arah globalisasi
Semoga kita bersua lagi...
Meskipun bukan di daerah sendiri..

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

MANDI MANDA DI PANTAI

jomjln2..
                                                                         main air

 syoknye main pasir..

 tngah kpnatan slps mndi pntai..

 tngah cari ape tu?

 jom sme2 kite tnm kaki aiman..

 beratnye cemi nie..

 sekeluarga jdi orng celcom sbb..
bju wrne biru..^^
sye koboi..
ada brani..jom lombe